is elon gonna go to jail

[MM_]

[Mr Cheeto]

The guy is one of the richest people in the world. He can afford to hire an entire law firm to keep him out of any trouble.

[DrewDarden]

On its face, he's offering the money to people who signed a petition, not for voting (and not for voting a certain way), so he hasn't done anything wrong.

But if the Democrats are elected, they would more than likely twist that.

Of course if Trump is elected, the opposite.

So Elon is just pushing all of his chips literally over to the Trump side.

[Toker095]

Slap on the wrist at most.

His patents might get compromised.
But with 12 kids from 3 different women.

He will always be Alpha.

[HGHgutpump]

My wife's sister will be seeing him speak in person next week. I'm extra jelly

[TwoTailedSperm]

My wife's sister will be seeing him speak in person next week. I'm extra jelly

maybe she will let you taste his cock on her lips

[dogkrack]

elon should hire an army and go nuts

[Dom Mzztti]

Legal or not, it seems like something law should be designed to ban.

[EireGunner]

Touch him and no more rockets for nasa

[MM_]

Touch him and no more rockets for nasa

that dude set himself up as a commodity

genius

[EireGunner]

that dude set himself up as a commodity

genius

4D chess

Libs in meltdown

[Toker095]

Legal or not, it seems like something law should be designed to ban.

This.

its all fun and games until America ends up a third world shit hole like China or India.

But I'm sure Trump will show us the way.

[MM_]

Legal or not, it seems like something law should be designed to ban.

how do they ban it?

only rich moggers who run a portion of the country can do this and get away with it

[notthis]

I wouldn't be surprised if the left comes after him legally like they did Trump, Guiliani, and Bannon.

[MM_]

I wouldn't be surprised if the left comes after him legally like they did Trump, Guiliani, and Bannon.

somehow i feel like he would emerge victorious with a smirk on his face

[misc]

Yeah I have a buddy in the DOJ. Indictment's coming down tomorrow he said

[wincel]

I hope so, and I hope he rolls on Trump.

[wincel]

how do they ban it?

only rich moggers who run a portion of the country can do this and get away with it

There was a Chinese man who found a solution to this problem with one simple trick.

[Waingro]

Democrats are used to having all the money and power on their side. Oh how the tides have turned, suddenly they sound like Republicans.

I signed the pledge a few days ago