Pizza "Culture" is out of Control

[yieldtonothing]

it's bread, sauce and cheese. people really need to relax.

i'm from the pizza capital of the world, but i remember a time when i'd go to the middle of nowhere and eat shit tier local pizza and enjoy it for what it was. a departure. something junky and groce that still went down super easy and was enjoyable af. especially while sippin. those next day poops sometimes tho, homey. they werent it.

now bc of that limp dick portnoy, everyone is a san marzano bufalo mutzadell mutherfuker overly concerned with crisp and flop and other stupid shit.

[Havoc00]

One bite everyone knows the rules, OK?

[terz]

Too poor for pizza brah?

[Dom Mzztti]

Funny bc that guy is like the least trustworthy critic.

The experience is more important than the ingredients. It’s all unhealthy and just indulgence.

[Havoc00]

Funny bc that guy is like the least trustworthy critic.

The experience is more important than the ingredients. It’s all unhealthy and just indulgence.

Does it have a good undercarriage?

[HGHgutpump]

Just grabbed a jar of San Marzano and Mutti srs. Quality sauce was a game changer for me

[yieldtonothing]

Too poor for pizza brah?

i had a stromboli for lunch today, mo

[AMOG]

I went to some highly rated place by Portnoy. I expected fireworks. It was mediocre at best. He is at a point where he can't really give bad reviews so all his reviews are likely untrustworthy.

tbh little caesars thin crust is very good

[HGHgutpump]

Best pizza I ever had in my life was Lou Malnati's in Chi-town

[TryingMen]

Agree pizza culture dudes are straight fags.

How obese must you be to eat enough of it to compare and contrast which is the best anyway? I barely remember the last time I had pizza so when I get it again it's good no matter what.

[Havoc00]

Agree pizza culture dudes are straight fags.

How obese must you be to eat enough of it to compare and contrast which is the best anyway? I barely remember the last time I had pizza so when I get it again it's good no matter what.

The key to staying fit while eating pizza is to de-grease, rookie.

[p7NK]

You from CT? Anyways Pineapple and Pepperoni is GOAT... the flavors of the pineapple and pepperoni is another level but i understand the people with peasant taste buds. but there's snubs in everything.. i personally hate beer snobs.. "oh that's not beer, that's water" w/e stfu

[JeepBruh]

Best pizza I ever had in my life was Lou Malnati's in Chi-town

Best pizza I ever had was in South Dakota (srs)

Their cheese made the pizza a 10/10

[yieldtonothing]

You from CT? Anyways Pineapple and Pepperoni is GOAT... the flavors of the pineapple and pepperoni is another level but i understand the people with peasant taste buds. but there's snubs in everything.. i personally hate beer snobs.. "oh that's not beer, that's water" w/e stfu

don't try to guess where i'm from. you make diddy look like john wayne, mo

[John L]

Don’t disrespect the pizza parlor

[p7NK]

don't try to guess where i'm from. you make diddy look like john wayne, mo

New Haven calls it self that. you moron.. and the way you reacted tells me you are..

[vulgoo]

Pepperoni is goat