Uncles wife offered me money to bang

[Immune999]

Uncles wife (obese) has always been a flirty cougar type but always took it as harmless banter when she’s had a few drinks etc. he passed away a few months ago and she recently turned up at my house and asked if I could help her move her washer as she has a new one, as her son is currently travelling South America. When I was there she told me she inherited over £500,000 from him and for one night with me she will pay me £20,000, as it’s always been her fantasy etc. what do

[SmackBoySon]

well son you go to the misc and make up a story and keep smacking like a piss in butthole son. smack city bish, yeah boy

[BigPoppaTrump]

Lol this bitch willing to pay 5k per inch. Women are terrible with money.

[Immune999]

Lol this bitch willing to pay 5k per inch. Women are terrible with money.

Do I do it though or what, I probably won’t as she’s gross but 20k would pay for a lot of stuff

[fuzzy]

pics?

[Tabris]

Obese and cougar are basically polar opposites. Cougars are the middle-aged women that keep themselves fit and active.

£20k is a good amount of money for sex, if srs, but I honestly don't think a fat person could turn me on. It'd be stroking out a softie the entire time. I think it'd have to be £50k+ and enough viargra to give me a stroke.

[immortalkid]

Do I do it though or what, I probably won’t as she’s gross but 20k would pay for a lot of stuff

do it but keep that bread. dont spend it on teeth srs dentistry is a scam

[Immune999]

Obese and cougar are basically polar opposites. Cougars are the middle-aged women that keep themselves fit and active.

£20k is a good amount of money for sex, if srs, but I honestly don't think a fat person could turn me on. It'd be stroking out a softie the entire time. I think it'd have to be £50k+ and enough viargra to give me a stroke.

I meant more in the way she goes for younger guys. Yeh I’ll need viagra for sure she’s gross, don’t actually think I could go through with it it’s making me feel sick thinking about it. Might start looking at what I could guy with 20k for motivation

[Immune999]

do it but keep that bread. dont spend it on teeth srs dentistry is a scam

Strong avi to content ratio

[Mulloway]

[Immune999]

Nah srs thread is srs

[OliverHeldens]

Honestly, this thread is just gross. But if you're desperate for cash, go for it.

[p7NK]

let's pretend this is real. what are the chances she doesn't keep her mouth shut and tells someone and your family finds out? 25k for possibly ruining your relationship with your family.. I dunno

[Immune999]

Honestly, this thread is just gross. But if you're desperate for cash, go for it.

How so?

[LuigiMiami731]

UK, that says it all. You guys are dirty street rats with even more fucked up teeth than an anorexic porn star.

Your teeth are so damn crooked, you could strip a speaker wire with them.

You discombobulated, dirty brit.

[OneLegSquats]

No pics? NEGGED!

[RetiredBrah]

1) Pics?
2) No, don’t mix your degenerate lifestyle with family

[Immune999]

UK, that says it all. You guys are dirty street rats with even more fucked up teeth than an anorexic porn star.

Your teeth are so damn crooked, you could strip a speaker wire with them.

You discombobulated, dirty brit.

lolwut, I have the most perfect teeth you’ll ever see in your life, naturally. Nice job getting it totally wrong dumbass

[Immune999]

1) Pics?
2) No, don’t mix your degenerate lifestyle with family

I’d never mix that with family

she was my uncles wife, he’s dead, she’s no relation whatsoever. Doesn’t live near or have contact with any of my family. Hope this helped clear things up

[RetiredBrah]

I’d never mix that with family

she was my uncles wife, he’s dead, she’s no relation whatsoever. Doesn’t live near or have contact with any of my family. Hope this helped clear things up

So you have a family members wife who has zero communication with anyone else in your family. Not with your mom or dad, or any of your cousins, no one?

They got married and she never met anyone else, never got anyone’s phone number, didn’t get added to anyone’s Facebook friends etc none of that?

Not really buying that tbh

[Immune999]

So you have a family members wife who has zero communication with anyone else in your family. Not with your mom or dad, or any of your cousins, no one?

They got married and she never met anyone else, never got anyone’s phone number, didn’t get added to anyone’s Facebook friends etc none of that?

Not really buying that tbh

Yeh nobody liked her and she kind of distanced him from everyone else, I was the only one who really spoke to them (they live on my road and did some work for them at their house)

be careful to not ‘not buy’ something when somebody you don’t know tells you something you know absolutely nothing about, that’s a very dumb mistake to make

[Shysty]

Viagra, alcohol, lights off, think about a girl that is fine…boom 20k

[RetiredBrah]

Yeh nobody liked her and she kind of distanced him from everyone else, I was the only one who really spoke to them (they live on my road and did some work for them at their house)

be careful to not ‘not buy’ something when somebody you don’t know tells you something you know absolutely nothing about, that’s a very dumb mistake to make

Anyways, in this hypothetical situation, no, don’t do it and move on

[proudmanlet]

Lol this bitch willing to pay 5k per inch. Women are terrible with money.

ngl I would take that deal in a heartbeat

[Immune999]

ngl I would take that deal in a heartbeat

2.5K would be a big payday for you wouldn’t it you little kunt

[proudmanlet]

2.5K would be a big payday for you wouldn’t it you little kunt

strong math

[Immune999]

strong math

That’s for Your half incher

[wincel]

ngl I would take that deal in a heartbeat

Females when proudmanlet whips it out

[Omnivium]

Counter with 30k lol

[yieldtonothing]

how much did your uncle leave you?
if its less than 20k, bang your aunt boyo

[proudmanlet]

That’s for Your half incher

[8pieces]

do it and coom in 5 seconds

[Channel83]

Make sweet love to her

[Immune999]

Counter with 30k lol

Have considered it but then the deal might go away

[Immune999]

how much did your uncle leave you?
if its less than 20k, bang your aunt boyo

None

[Mulloway]

Nah srs thread is srs

Oh

In that case then

[Pajeet]

most miscers would bang a dude for 20k.