Sometimes hard to get it all
Anyone else hate when you have soft poop?
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Timothy eats too much fiber and it comes out soft, and it is easy for him to shit, but hard to clean up. When Timothy tries to beef up, he eats too much protein, and it comes out too hard, and is painful for him to shit, but easy to clean up. Poor little Timothy. He just can't win.
Meanwhile, Chad eats a steak everyday, dumps out one solid glob, doesn't even really need to wipe, but splashes his ass with a bidet, and walks away with a spotless shithole. And women fight each other for the chance to eat it out.
Such is life for Timothy. Just lol if you aren't bowelmaxxing in 2024.Death to all genocidal fascists. Glory to the revolution! Glory to the workers!👎 1Comment
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